Monday, October 25, 2004

Tips For Writers Who Get Stuck For Some New Expressions

One of the greatest thing about the Internet is its free spirit, ‘free’ as in freedom.

For readers, the Net is a boon for they get to read great content gratis. There are lots of books, games, music, software etc on the Net for which you don’t have to pay.

What about writers? Do they get anything free?
Writers, especially bloggers, tell me that their minds go blank when they have to produce a neat turn of phrase. They have always clamored for a free service to help them with their writing skills.
To help wannabe writers, I am giving here some of the expressions from my collection. These belong to me, but you can use this freely in your blogs, or wherever, with or without credits to me.

1. ..he was so dumb that if you put him in a nudist’s colony, he won’t know where to look.

2. ….she was the sort of girl, who, if she ever eloped, would rather elope with the milkman than with anyone else, for the sole reason that he was the only one who had ever seen her without make up and still hadn’t flinched…

3. ... his was the sort of writing that if he ever talked, people would be prompted to say that he talked a lot but said little…

4. …..he loved her with all his might, the way a user would love his password.

5. ….they were as inseparable as the TB and cough, colon and E.coli…

6. …..it looked so odd to see her without him at her side, the sight was as odd as balls without hairs, and a turtle without its shell…

7. ….little did he know at that time that all she cared for him was about the bulge in his wallet and not bulge in his pants.

8. ..he was such a perfectionist that he even did his morning ablutions religiously, so that, even when he is called an asshole, he wanted to be a perfect asshole.

9. …..she was so shapeless that an amoeba could learn a lesson or two from her…

10. ….."What do you mean ‘sorry’? In your paper, you said reckelessly that I am ‘The rapist’ instead of ‘Therapist,’ didn’t you? Now, you are going to find out who really I am…” he walked towards her menacingly…

11. ....he checked her out completely like a blogger would check his posts for comments....
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posted by Domain Guru @ 2:29 PM

1 Comments:

At 7:07 PM, Blogger Suderman said...

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